10 Things My Mama Taught Me

1. ‘Tis better to give than to receive
2. If someone is being mean to you, stop and think, what must be wrong in their lives to make them that way
3. Kill ‘em with kindness
4. If someone asks you if they can borrow a quarter and you have one, give it to them, and ask them not to pay you back but to pass it on to the next person who needs one
5. We need God more than God needs us
6. Pray to Saint Anthony when you’ve lost something
7. Pray to Saint Jude when you feel hopeless
8. If your poop floats you have enough fiber in your diet
9. If you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweety and wipe the seaty
10. Love one another